5/3/06

I'm not going to start with “I've got nothing” even though I've got nothing. See what I did there? I didn’t technically start with “I've got nothing” by saying I'm not going to start with “I've got nothing.” Yeah, see? I've really got nothing. I wonder how long I can keep this up before I actually come up with something. I'll bet I decide to quit and go do something else first. Yep, I've got nothing. I suppose I could tell ya’ll about my knee hurting. I'm not sure why, but my knee hurts. Well, that wasn’t nearly as interesting a story as I'd hoped. Then again, I didn’t really expect much from it. So, I've got nothing. Of all the things that there are to talk about in the world, I've got none. Well, I think I'll go play solitaire. I may come back later. I'm back. I've still got nothing. Why did I come back if I still didn’t have anything to say? I don’t know. It felt like the thing to do. I guess I'm going to have to concede that I'm not going to have anything to say today and sign off. I'll shoot this off to Spiderman and surf the web for a bit. Yeah, that’s what I'll do. Have a day. Oh wait! No, never mind, I don’t have anything after all.