9/7/07

I don’t know how many more motherfucking times I'm going to put up with this motherfucking computer shutting off the motherfucking air card in the middle of a motherfucking internot session. One of these times it will cause the death of another laptop. I've smashed at least three now. One more is no big deal to me. Oh, and I'd like to bash the fuck out of that sack of shit at Cingular who sold me the motherfucking air card and motherfucking service. Goddamned slow assed connection. I swear the motherfucking thing is SLOWER than motherfucking dial up! No, I am not exaggerating. It is slower than motherfucking AOL dialup. The only motherfucking reason I'm still using the motherfucker is the motherfuckers at Cingular won’t let me shut the motherfucking thing off and cancel the motherfucking subscription without the original motherfucking air card. I have to laugh every time I see a commercial for one of these motherfucking services saying that the connection is so blazing fast and you can get work done anywhere. Yeah, bullshit! I motherfucking hate motherfucking computers, motherfucking computer programmers, motherfucking computer geeks, motherfucking computer users, motherfucking computer networks, motherfucking computer programs, and any other motherfucking thing having to do with motherfucking computers. In fact, fuck all of you. I'm going home.