11/19/08

Lever action, schmever action! I want a Heckler & Koch USC carbine in .45 ACP! I was surfing around on various gun manufacturers’ websites yesterday and found that. I stopped by Elk Castle, as they are listed as an H&K dealer, to see if they had one. They did not. They could order one for me, but it would be $1,600.00! Ok, I want one but I probably won’t ever get one. C’est la vie. Well, it is Wednesday again. I wonder if John and I are going to the shop tonight. I suppose I could call or text him to find out. We’ll just see how long I can go without doing that. Oh man, have I got the music in me today? Mom went to some thing last night, leaving me to fend for myself dinner wise, so I ordered a pizza. I got the garlic-butter crust and toasted garlic topping, along with beef, mushrooms and black olives. Fortunately they forgot my garlic dipping sauce or I would really be toxic this morning. As it stands, I'm farting some of the most odiferous gas imaginable right now! I had a meeting at 0800 h this morning and I walked in and said, “First off, let me apologize for the garlic-butter crust pizza with toasted garlic topping I had for dinner last night.” I kept my distance from everyone and got them set up. I'm sure they were glad to see me leave. Little did they know the worst part of my offensive weaponry was aimed right at them as I left! Muwahahahaha! No, I didn’t fart on them as I walked out, I’m not a sister-fucking hillbilly from Oklahomo. Here at the desk however, whew! So what else is there to talk about? I can’t think of anything so I guess I will shut up for a while. I may be back if the mood strikes me. We’ll see. Oh, I just remembered something! The other day I read that the hack writer Michael Chrichton died on November 4^th. Well, while I'll send condolences to the family and friends of the man, I say good riddance to the hack writer! Yeah, I said it, twice now in the span of two sentences, Michael Chrichton was a hack! Hack, hack, hack, hack, hack! In every story of his I read, the basic premise was leave shit alone and it all works out in the end. Well, except for “Sphere” which was just a hack rip off of “Forbidden Planet.” Oh, and don’t get me started on that retarded ass “monkeys protecting the diamond mine” fiasco. I don’t even remem… “Congo” that was the name of that turd! Damn, I'd forgotten how much I hate Michael Crichton’s work. Yeah, so long hack. I hope none of your progeny takes up writing if they are hackly as you were. Well, I got called away right in the middle of that rant and have been gone from the desk for about three to four hours. Of course I lost all of my momentum and now need to decide whether or not I'm going to continue ranting. Nope, I think I'll go play solitaire. Have a day.