1/13/10

OK, I have a plan. Putting aside the fact that I really don't need a .380, here’s what I'm going to do on Friday. After work, I'll go to Blood Bath & Beyond. First I will look to see if the store has any .380 ACP ammo. If it does, I'll grab a box; if not, I won't, duh. From there, I will head to the Kel Tec accessories isle and look for the belt clip and magazine finger extensions. If either of those items are not available, I'll abort the mission. If, however, they are all available, I'll grab a belt clip and two magazine extensions. If there wasn't any ammo on the shelf, I will go to the Catalog Sales counter and see if they have any .380 ACP ammo. If so, I'll buy a box; if not, I'll return the accessories and leave. Once I have in my hands, one Kel Tec belt clip, two magazine extensions, and a box of .380 ACP ammo, I will proceed to the Kel Tec sales counter and buy a gun. Unless I change my mind and decide to be smart (pronounced “fiscally responsible”) and not do any of that, of course. Actually, today I'm leaning towards fiscal responsibility, but there is no telling how I'll feel Friday. As for right now, I feel like calling it a day and going home.