2/19/10

I'm so pissed off that this is probably going to jump around a bit. You techno-geeks are stupid for putting up with all the bullshit the other geeks foist upon you. For instance, I was informed the other day that you can't just pop any old Blue-Ray disc into any old Blue-Ray player. No, they “update” shit from time to time in the recording process and you have to download software to your player to make new stuff work. Seriously? What the fuck happened to standardization? But as long as you dumbasses are willing to kowtow to the perceived “improvements” it will continue. Just bought an i-Phone? Well, it’s already obsolete. Just get a new laptop? Yep, that’s garbage now too. I seriously hate all of you dumb ass techies. And if most of the computer’s processing time is wasted “waiting for me to strike the next key,” why the hell am I always the one waiting for a program to open, or a web page to load, or for the damned thing to start in the first place? I'm thinking about ditching the Dingleberry phone for something that will, oh I don't know, make fucking phone calls! The fucking “browser” on the thing is useless, and I mean more useless than the internot in general. If it were any slower... well, I don't think it could be slower. Don't even get me started on this bullshit “3G” and “4G” crap. “Near broadband speed” my shiny white ass. “Near dial up speed” is more like it. I can't tell you how many “3G” cards I've broken because it took fifty gagillion minutes to open a fucking e-mail. Seriously, my internot connection was faster on dial up than with that bullshit “3G” card. Oh, and “Internet anywhere!” There’s a real laugh! Bullshit bullshit bullshit! So, I guess the long and the short of it is, I'll never buy a Blue-Ray player, I'm about to ditch the “smart phone,” I'm slowly weaning myself off the internot, and I hope you all die of a cerebral hemorrhage waiting for your super fast 4G broadband mega flippy-floppy... oh, fuck it.