1/20/15

Oh for the loathe of Cthulhu!  What the fuck ever happened to standardization?  Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for every mother fucking computer gizmo to have a totally different interface?  Mini HDMI?  Are you fucking shitting me?  Mini mother fucking HDMI?  How much mother fucking space did you goddamned shit-stains save on the back of that mother fucking laptop by using a mother fucking mini HDMI instead of a regular one?  When I am Emperor of the Universe, I’m going to have all… no, half of all the incompatible computer equipment made into a raft, then I’m going to put all… no, half of all the mother fucking computer designers and programmers on that raft, then I’m going to drag that raft to the middle of the Pacific, then I’m going to chum the hell out of the water with the other half of the designers and programmers to attract sharks, and then I’m going to start dropping from a great height the rest of the mother fucking incompatible equipment until the raft sinks.  And if I run out of shit to drop on them before it sinks, they’ll get Napalm and strafing runs by A-10 Warthogs.  And if it STILL doesn’t sink… Fuck it, blast off and nuke the site from space.  It’s the only way to be sure.  I really hate incompatibility bull shit.  Mini HDMI…  Most.  Retarded.  Thing.  Ever.  Except there is also, apparently, a MICRO HDMI as well.  Death is too good for the “mom should have given dad a blowjob instead” waste of air, food, and water who designed that.  He/she will be the first one fed through the wood chipper to make the chum.