1/5/11

Every motherfucking computer programmer needs to be strung up by their genitalia and beaten like a pinata. Why the fuck would anyone ever want to put something on their fucking Outlook calendar and NOT be alerted? Please, someone tell me the fucking logic behind having the fucking option to turn off the fucking reminder! And why the fuck isn't the fucking reminder the fucking default rather than the fucking, “I’m going to stick this on the calendar but I don't ever want to know that it is coming up or that I've missed it” option? I'm trying to change the lamps in the NOC projectors today, right? When I shut one off, I let it cool for half an hour, right? “Hmm, what might be a good way to set an alarm so I can do other things while waiting? Oh, I know. I'll use the Outlook calendar on my computer.” Yeah, nice try. The motherfucker all of a sudden decides, “Wait, I'm not sure he wanted me to let him know that the time was up this time. I'm not going to alert him.” One motherfucking hour later I look at the fucking clock to see that... well, it’s a motherfucking hour later! I open the Outlook calendar and there sits the appointment, occurring in the past, with no sign that it had any intention of telling me anything about it. Again I ask, “WHY IN THE MOTHER FUCK WOULD ANYONE PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING THING ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING CALENDAR IF THEY DIDN’T WANT TO BE MOTHERFUCKING NOTIFIED ABOUT IT!?!?!?!?!?!” MOTHERFUCKING FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK! I MOTHERFUCKING HATE MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTERS! FUCK! Oh shit, if this had happened yesterday, I might have snapped. I was in the shittiest mood yesterday. Sometimes I'm in a shitty mood but don't know why. Yesterday I knew why. Usually I don't get my panties up in a bunch when some fart-knocker makes a negative comment about something I have chosen for my own, but the way the Versa was dismissed in Grassroots Motorsports’ “Hot Hatch” review this month really got on my tits. “Heavy, slow and absolutely no fun to drive,” was what the dumb-assed douche bag had to say. I'm not sure what Versa you were driving but all of the ones I’ve driven have been a hoot. I guess I can just dismiss the guy as a shit-for-brains because he also said there isn't any aftermarket for the Yaris. Um, hello? Just about anything you can bolt on a Scion will bolt on a Yaris. So to GRM this month I say, “Shut the fuck up, idiots.”