4/19/2011

Yesterday, after sitting down at my desk at 0900 h, I got up to go do something at 0930 h. I didn't sit back down at my desk again until 1630 h. Hence no rant yesterday. So I fingered I ort to sit down immediately, at 0815 h, and get cracking on something. Hmm, I got nothin’. I suppose I could keep gassing on about how wonderful the Amazing Ken Doll is... but I don't want to. Sure, I've already read a couple books on it, if Juan can truly call “The Call of Cthulhu” a book. It was a novella at best. Whoa! I’m just talking length here, not content. Content wise it is awesome. I was just expecting a longer tome. As it turns out, “TCoC” is included in the current book I'm reading which is a collection of H. P. Lovecraft stories. Had I known that, I might not have paid the extra $0.99 for another “copy” of “TCoC.” Of course, had I been thinking, I might have noticed that “TcoC” was only $0.99 and thought it odd. Oh well, what are you going to do? Speaking of resigning Juan’s self to something: Little Nicky, the four-door 510 John and I drug down to Houston for filming “Mao’s Last Dancer,” had been taken from us. Dave Heeter, the current owner of the car, was hooning yesterday and slid it into a curb sideways. The whole right suspension is bent and there is unibody damage where the car rolled up onto the side. Upon falling back to an upright position, the left front suspension was damaged. John's pretty upset about it. I can't blame him. Oh, Heeter’s OK. Just a bump on the head, I believe. We’ll pour out a forty of motor oil in its honor... probably on Earth Day, just to spite the tree hugging, smelly-hippies out there. Fuck the environment, there’s plenty of air and water for the rest of my lifetime. After that, I don't give a shit. Hopefully, after I die, my body will contaminate a water supply somewhere so I can keep flipping the bird at those of you still alive. Of course being “Patient Zero” of the Zombie Apocalypse would suit me as well. Seriously, how cool would it be to be “Patient Zero” of the Zombie Apocalypse... and know it! “Yep, I brought down civilization. That was mine. Fuck you!” Tee hee. Oh well, Juan can dream. Hey! I just realized something. That last bit could be considered a rant. An actual, honest to goodness rant. Huzzah! I wonder if I can keep it up. “That’s what she said!” Ooh, set myself up for that one... and then came through with the punch line as well. I guess that LOLcat was right when it said, “I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.” I've been waiting for an appropriate time to use that quote. Oh crap! I have to get across the street to set up the Marketing Town Hell. I probably won't be back to write any more in here but if I do... well, we’ll see.