6/22/2011

It has come to my attention that I'm throwing out the names of these cars as if everyone knows which car I'm talking ab... about which cars I'm talking. So here’s a list of named cars:

Ms. Clio: 2008 Nissan Versa (Badged as a Renault Clio, FKA Darth Versa)

Fifi: 2002 Ford F-150 (Going to be sold if/when I buy Edna)

Edna: 1999 Ford E-350 van (Soon to be purchased... maybe tonight? John? Hmm?)

The Seven: 2005 Assembled Vehicle (Birkin replica of 1967 Lotus 7 Mk III, AKA Shichi)

Nadine: 1958 Triumph TR-3

Lil’ Wiggly: 1977 Datsun B-210 (AKA Barbara, or Bunny Wigglesworth)

George: 1973 Datsun B-110 (1200, badged as a Datsun Sunny Coupe 1300)

Chickenhawk: 1973 Datsun B-110 (1200, de-badged)

Herschel: 1964 Triumph Spitfire

Super Karate-Monkey Death Car: 1973 Datsun B-110 (1200)

Roku-Hyaku: 1972(?) Honda N600 (AKA Honduh)

Herman: 1973 Datsun B-110 (1200, AKA Slowster)

Timmy!: 1973 Datsun B-110 (John's 1200)

Barbecue Bob: 1974 Datsun HL-610. (Being sold to Dave Heeter)

Mr. Wiggly: 1976 Dodge B-100 van (No longer in my possession)

Scooby-Doo: 1998 Subaru Legacy 2.5 GT (No longer in my possession)

Pimpmobile: 2005 Dodge Magnum (No longer in my possession)

Killer: 1974(?) AMC Matador Station Wagon (No longer in my possession)

Indy: 1976 Mercury Capri (So called because it was ND: Neon Dick green)

PBY: 1975 Pontiac Catalina (was dad’s, I wanted it, he wouldn't give it to me)

Dah-rah-kota: 1973 Ford Courier pickup (AKA Hiccup, no longer in my possession)

Myrtle: 1985 Dodge Shelby Charger (No longer in my possession)

You may have noticed me using these names, or I may have called each one something different, but if a name is used, it most likely corresponds to one of the cars on this list. Now I'm sure someone is going to point out some I missed (The Cosworth Vega for instance), but this isn't a list of all the cars I've owned. It is a list of the cars which had names that I can remember. Also, in case you don't know what the acronyms mean: AKA=Also Known As, and FKA=Formerly Known As. Well, I need to pee and go across the street to hold some dude’s hand in the TOB. I'm not going to ‘splain that one because it isn't that important. OK, it’s the “Technology Office Building.” Anyhoo, I probably won't have more to say to y'all later so... SUCK IT!