6/29/2011

So I go to the TOB this morning to help someone set up for a meeting. Apparently they are having some douche from Tiny and Flaccid come out here and explain why Office 2010 is so much better than what the hell ever we’re using now... which seems to be working fine I might add. It took four different computers to get the fucking thing to work and I'm not even sure it was actually when I finally left. “My equipment is working,” I said. “This is all ‘inside the computer’ stuff now.” I fucking hate how dumb-ass computer shits have to change shit just for the sake of changing it. No, that isn't what I hate the most though. What I hate the most is how you mother fucking dumb-ass sheep ACCEPT that your shit is obsolete as soon as you walk out the door and still you go out to buy the newest “Butt-Plug Ass-Reamer” piece of shit technological bullshit as soon as it hits the floor... and is immediately obsolete. Fuck! You people are god damned stupid assed motherfucking morons! I sometimes say that my biggest regret was selling Mr. Wiggly, but it isn’t. My biggest regret was ever getting hooked up on the mother fucking “Disinformation Super Speed Bump.” But I'm so entrenched in it now though that I don't know how I could ever get disconnected. Another big regret was ever signing up for the Face-Space thing. If it weren’t for the fact that my phone is hooked up to it, I would never post on there. I don't even remember what my password is to log on from my computer. Of course the second verse to that song is, “I don't give a shit what my password is to log on from my computer.” Damn but computers, and computer people, piss me right the hell off. Anyhoo, I'm supposed to help Jeff get a motorcycle from Springtown to his house this evening after work. I drove Fifi but I'm not sure how we’re going to do this. I need to invest in a ramp to load and unload bikes I guess. John suggested some tie-down rails in the bed as well, especially if we’re both going to have bikes in need of transportation from time to time. That’s probably not a bad idea. I'm getting excited about Bobbi coming into my life. I'm not sure if I'll have big enough balls to ride it on the freeway, but I can get just about everywhere I need to go on surface streets anyway. Besides, that takes longer and the whole point of this thing is to ride for fun. If I ever need to get somewhere, I'll take a car. Well, it is rapidly approaching noon. I'm debating skipping lunch today since mom and I ate at Chef Point last night. I was up another pound and a half this morning because of it. Oh yeah, I also had a breakfast burrito this morning. Yes, I will definitely be skipping lunch today. I guess that means I don't have to quit talking to y'all... but I'm going to anyway. So there.