11/21/11

Why in the goddamned motherfucking hell would my goddamned motherfucking i-Phone suddenly restart at the goddamned motherfucking beginning of the goddamned motherfucking alphabet when I goddamned motherfucking tried to goddamned motherfucking play the goddamned motherfucker this goddamned motherfucking morning? I fucking hate Apple so goddamned much now. I think they might have replaced Tiny and Flaccid at the pinnacle of things I fucking hate. I didn’t think that would be possible, but it just might be the case. But I'm stuck with the motherfucker for two more goddamned years because of the goddamned way motherfucking phone companies lock you into motherfucking contracts… not to mention the goddamned Bluetooth in the motherfucking Hyundai is motherfucking dedicated to the motherfucking Apple bullshit and doesn’t work with GOOD phones. So I'm actually stuck with a goddamned i-Phone for FIVE motherfucking years because of my motherfucking car… which I didn’t need and shouldn’t have bought. Fucking goddamned motherfucking shit! I'm so goddamned mad I don’t even want to talk to you motherfuckers. Fuck off. Ok, I took off for a little while just now. I had Fiona’s oil changed and lunch with Larry. I'm much calmer now. Sorry about the “Fuck off” up there. Anyhoo, we got some work done on Lil' Wiggly Saturday! I met John at Mimi’s for breakfast then went to Lowe’s and O’Reilley’s for the rest of the fuel system parts we needed. John went to have some tires mounted while I was doing that. Unfortunately I still needed to go to the Boys of Pep for most of the stuff. I called John and we agreed to meet there since his tires were done. We did and picked out the supplies. At the shop we got to work installing stuff. I'm not going into a play by play of the installation but the fuel line from the tank to the pump, to the regulator, to the pressure gauge, and to the carburetors is all hooked up. We wired in the fan and pump to the relay and installed the new positive battery cable. I tried the key and we had fan and pump activation. We didn’t have headlights, but I'll worry about that later. We never got any fuel pressure but I think the tank is dry. We called it a day and went to Maharaja for Chicken Tikka Masala. Hoo doggies! Them’s some good eatin’ right there. From there we went to my house where I gave him the license sticker for Matilda. I then went to an oil change place and had the oil changed, duh, and inspection done on Fifi. While there, John called to ask if I'd meet him at the AT&T store so he could buy Samantha, his wife, a new phone. I said I would, and did. After that I wasted the rest of the day. In fact, Juan could argue I wasted the rest of the weekend because I didn’t do anything but go to the church with mom for Thanksgiving Dinner Sunday evening. So, now that you are caught up with my weekend… FUCK OFF!