4/1/14

I usually do a huge-assed lie on this date… but I'm just not feeling it this year.  So I'll tell this story instead.  See, I've got this track-ball mouse on my work computer, right?  Well every few months the ball starts getting hard to move, sort of.  It just kind of drags a bit.  Well, some years ago I discovered that if I remove said ball and clean the gunk off of the little titties upon which it rides, it works much better.  Incidentally, I'm not sure why Tiny and Flaccid has a problem with the word “titties” except that it might be the fact that none of their programmers has ever seen a pair!  Oh snap!  Did he just go there?  Yeah he did.  Anyhoo, I just cleaned the gunk from the track-ball titties and my mouse works ever so much better.  I never said it was a good story, or an interesting story, I just said I'd tell it.  Ok, well, that’s all I've got today… seriously, I got nothin’ else.