11/22/11

As if I needed more reason to hate Apple, last night I tried to synch the i-Phone to the laptop. I had gone into the laptop, at John's suggestion, and made a few “Playlists” to avoid having to listen in alphabetical order. I had been waiting to synch them until I'd used the thing in Fifi again. See, in Fifi the thing plays songs at random. This scrambles where in the alphabet I restart when I go back to Fiona. Well, since the motherfucker reset itself for no apparent reason, I figured “What the fuck.” Ok, so I tried to synch them. Yeah, no such fucking luck. “There are two updates from i-Tunes. Would you like to update your i-Phone now?” it told me. I clicked the “Yes” button. “There are purchased items on the i-Phone which have not been synched to the computer. Please synch these items before updating.” Or some such bullshit. Ok, I thought I just DID synch the two. Oh, that’s right, you have to manually synch them. I forgot since it is SOOOOOO intuitive. THERE IS NO GODDAMNED BUTTON OR ICON OR ANYTHING WHICH ALLOWS SYNCH FROM THE PHONE TO THE COMPUTER! Sure, you can synch from the computer to the phone. But you can't go the other fucking direction? What the fuck Apple? I used to think Tiny and Flaccid was the only company hiring fucking retards as their programmers. Apparently ALL motherfucking computer companies do it. Did Gates and Jobs have helmet-wearing siblings and therefore felt the need to hire only drooling fuck-tards as programmers? The average IQ of the nation would probably go UP if all Microsoft and Apple employees were put in a burlap sack and dropped in the middle of the ocean. And don’t even get me started on all of you dumbasses who put up with their bullshit. In fact, I hate you all SO much that I'm not going to talk to you any more today… unless I decide to come back later of course. Ok, so I had a look at the i-Pod function of the i-Phone just now and saw that you can make playlists on the phone. Or to be more precise, you HAVE TO make the playlists ON the phone. So, if you spend a few hours making playlists on your computer, you have to replicate all that work on the phone. Wow, that sure is intuitive. Sure, why make the thing synchronize when the idiot consumer can, and WILL, just do the work twice? They won't mind because it is an i-Phone! Cue the angelic choir, “Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” Wait, did I say “Angelic?” I meant sarcastic. So in summation, I fucking hate i-Products and i-Sycophants. The end.