4/15/14

Well, it is 1655 h and I'm in the closet… WAIT, NO!  I'm sitting in the store room across the hall from the War Room waiting for a group to finish with one of my projectors.  These ass-hats scheduled a meeting from 1630 h to 1730 h with no regard for other people’s needs.  Some of us have been here since 0730 h this morning, y’know!  It really… aw hell, I don’t even care.  I'm trying to be all pissed off about it but I'm more like, “Meh.”  So, I mentioned painting the Chickenhawk "light red" yesterday and figured Spiderman would chime in and bust my balls about that being an euphemism for “pink.”  I was actually surprised when he didn’t.  I suppose it could be the fact that I sent him an e-mail saying I was getting cold feet on the idea.  He replied with something to the effect that this would be the first time in history that someone was called a pussy for NOT painting a car pink.  Then he called me a pussy!  Well, my feet are plenty warm now, I'll tell you.  Oh, I guess I'm not helping my “not in the closet” thing up there, am I?  See, here’s the thing: I don’t give a shit what y'all think about my sexual orientation because if I were gay, I'd be the most flaming “Nathan Lane and Ru Paul had a baby” gay there ever was… not that I know who Nathan Lane and Ru Paul are, or that they are super gay… sort of thing.  I just keep digging this hole deeper and deeper, don’t I?  Again, don’t care.  So, moving on.  We’re still discussing wheel options for the rebirth of the Chickenhawk.  John has suggested a set of Rota RBs which I'm not against, per se, but I'm not sure I'm all that for either.  I guess I need to find out why he wants to sell them to me.  I know the tires on these wheels are not to my liking, they are “too narrow” and have too much “Japanese Stretch,” plus they are black and I think they might disappear against the black side of the car.  Now, if we were to paint them "light red" we might be on to something… but I'm not sure how RBs would look in "light red."  I don’t know, I think it might just work.  I wish I had the mad PhotoChop skills to go in and “paint” a picture of some RBs "light red" to see how they would look.  The more I think about it, the more I think it might not be too bad… and the stretch isn’t really all that bad.  I think he went with less stretch than he would have wanted for my sake, even though they were bought for his car.  Hmm, something to think about.  Well, it is now 1720 h so I think I'm going to come out of… I mean, I'm going to open the door to the store room and listen for the group across the hall to finish their meeting.  Have a day.